Why was the shy cousin acting royal? Because Anne Hathaway proved that all it takes is a hairbrush and some glasses-removal to become a queen.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Blade (MCU) Wait (Again)
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2023 Vintage: The Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
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41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Kendrick Era
Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »
38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
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35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »
2023 Archive: The Elemental Romance
Why was the grill so "Emotional"? Because Pixar made us realize t...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Please Please Please" Begging
Why was the 4th so "Desperate"? Because Sabrina Carpenter was beg...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pink Skies" Zach Bryan
Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »
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2023 Legacy: The "Padam Padam" Kylie Minogue
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39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition
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34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
Posting this to my own wall right now!