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1997 Classic: The Tamagotchi Altar Crisis

A small electronic chirping sound echoing from a child’s pocket during the sermon because their digital virtual pet is starving to death in the middle of church.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner04/09/1997 03:46Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Chocolate_Rain05/07/2001 10:49I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Search_Scout_9905/14/2011 13:56Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Runescape_Noob04/06/1995 19:44Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Annoying_Orange08/05/2015 07:09Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Me_Gusta_Face12/15/1997 16:06Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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