A small electronic chirping sound echoing from a child’s pocket during the sermon because their digital virtual pet is starving to death in the middle of church.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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