Why the M-Frame? Because if you can’t see the enemy, you should at least look like someone who could see the enemy.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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