Why was Chris Christie hugging Obama a scandal? Because in 2012, a Republican Governor thanking a Democratic President for disaster relief was considered a “breach of contract.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Archive: The Kamala "Coconut Tree" Summer
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33 Presidential Jokes: The 2006 “Quails, Questions & Quagmires” Edition
In 2006, the Presidency felt like a Texas hunting trip—full of un...read more »
36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Mar-a-Lago West Wing
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
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