I’m “coating” the reality with snacks.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
High five for this joke!
True story! I was there!