Why were the girls practicing their “V” signs? Because the movie was coming, and “Girl Power” was the primary fuel for the 1997 lemonade stand.
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!