Why did Mandela call them his “heroes”? Because he spent 27 years in prison and realized that “Wannabe” was still less painful than solitary confinement.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
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