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1996 Vintage: The “Soccer Moms”

Who was the most hunted woman in America in 1996? The “Soccer Mom”—the swing voter who had to decide if she preferred a President who played the sax or a challenger who remembered life before the refrigerator.

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba09/01/1999 22:47Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Donny_V_ShutUp11/05/2005 20:25Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs06/21/2011 14:38Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy03/05/2009 07:25That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Bill_Ted_Excell02/18/2011 20:05Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Nyan_Cat_Space01/06/2006 10:55Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Map_Maker_X09/06/1996 16:17The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

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