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1997 Archive: The Sniper Rifles (M24 vs. L96)

Why the debate? Because in 1997, “Intervention” wasn’t just a military term; it was what your friends did when you spent too much money on tactical optics.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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