2019 Legacy: The Snake

I’m “hiss-terical” when the Wi-Fi drops mid-movie.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "fizzing" with 2025 energy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I tried to reload my personality in 2025, but I was already "up-...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

@Msdos_Commander08/18/2007 11:51C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green08/27/2003 15:36Super green! Hilarious!

@Web_Counter_9904/22/2012 03:25I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@DMOZ_Volunteer05/29/1995 00:58Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Charlie_Unicorn04/21/2008 20:06We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Net_Neutrality02/04/2002 20:24Equality for all jokes!