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2000 Vintage: The SkyMall Catalog

 Why did the passenger buy a “Bird-Watching Hat with Built-in Radio”? Because 2000 was the year we officially lost our ability to say “No” to weird inventions.

Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Woody06/28/2012 23:42There is a joke in my boot!
@Gladiator_Proximo01/22/2006 20:44Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@CRT_Degauss01/22/2013 20:01BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Tyler_Durden_Real12/24/2001 12:03Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Starship_Troopers10/09/2004 00:02I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo08/17/2015 08:59Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Bill_Ted_Excell04/12/2011 09:12Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Challenge_Acc12/12/2004 03:01Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Hacktivist_Fan12/13/2005 03:15Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
@Tablet_User_1003/08/2009 11:41Tapping my way to a good mood.

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