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2016 Vintage: The Simone Biles Dominance

Why was she the “G.O.A.T.” at 19? Because she won four golds in Rio and did moves so hard they had to name them after her just to keep up.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready01/13/1997 06:06If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Tyler_Durden_Real06/22/2002 23:41Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink06/29/1995 03:38I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Cow_And_Chicken08/14/2006 01:48Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Believe_It_Or_N11/03/2000 23:04I choose to believe it’s funny.
@Retro_End_User05/23/1997 12:12The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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