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2018 Classic: The Simona Halep French Open

Why was the “best without a Major” tag gone? Because she finally won in Paris, proving that persistence is the best racket in the bag.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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