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2016 Archive: The Self-Centering Altar Camera

The tech team installing an automated camera to live-stream the holiday service, only for the motion sensor to glitch and spend ten minutes locked onto a slow-moving ceiling fan instead of the choir.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The Auto-Correct Homily Glitch
The music coordinator discovering to his absolute horror that the...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the ch...read more »
2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
2025 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
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2025 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User02/06/1999 21:45Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Charmed_Ones12/07/2002 01:22The power of three... laughs!
@Hercules_Xena06/26/2000 00:36By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Walter_Sobchak07/12/2006 18:35Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Uncle_Rico_9801/11/2003 21:41I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Old_School_Frank10/01/1997 07:06We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@LiveJournal_Deep05/17/2012 11:48Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@No_Way_Jose09/28/2001 20:38No way! That’s too much!

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