Why were the teens inside? Because the 9/9/99 launch was approaching, and they were busy dreaming of “SoulCalibur” instead of watching the sky.
Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.