1995 Archive: The Scale

I stepped on the scale. The doctor said, “I said one at a time, please.” I’ve never been so insulted in 1995.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

@Titanic_Survivor08/23/2014 20:27I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@SpiderMan_Peter06/11/1997 05:19My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli10/05/2006 12:18That still only counts as one laugh!

@Campus_King05/14/2013 06:27The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Mini_Me_Rocks10/06/1996 14:31... (Laughter in silence).

@Best_Viewed_IE406/13/2008 15:59Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@I_See_What_You12/24/2006 23:55I see what you did there. Clever!