Holding a diner coffee cup up to the light to ensure the waitress actually poured the decaf version from the orange-rimmed pot.
Part of the 39 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Walkman Batteries & Early Bird Bingo” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
The power of three... laughs!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
RT if you think this is funny!