2005 Vintage: The Sand

I’m “shore” about my career path.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

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I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

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@Legally_Blonde_Paulette01/28/2006 05:39I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Motherboard_Max01/14/2008 07:35This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@G_I_Joe_Real06/22/2012 02:18And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Evil_Kermit_M12/20/2001 04:39Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Netscape_Now_B06/20/1999 07:51I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Net_Neutrality09/08/2005 10:09Equality for all jokes!