“Is that a new phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Actually, it’s a Note 7, so if you see smoke, please call the fire department.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
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The Nap Strategy
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The Romantic Getaway
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
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The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inflation
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!