Why was the traveler dancing naked in his hotel room? Because he saw the ending and “Murder on the Dancefloor” was the only song in his head.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI Everything” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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