Why was the Dad so defensive? Because the song made him practice his “No” for when a guy asks to marry his daughter while they’re both eating corn on the cob.
Part of the 32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The AI-Generated Toasts
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38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The Paris Olympics Prep
Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mortal Kombat 2 Movie
Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Birds of a Feather" Billie
Why was the 4th so "Loyal"? Because Billie told us we’d "stick to...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Vampire" Olivia Rodrigo
Why was the teen so "bloodsucking"? Because Olivia returned to te...read more »
2025 Classic: The The Bear Season 4
Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro "Normalcy"
Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Be...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ballerina (John Wick Spin-off)
Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Bio-Hacked" Hot Dog
Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The "Virtual Ice" Crisis
Why was the cooler empty? Because the "Smart-Home" thought ice wa...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Post-Social" Era
Why was the BBQ so quiet? Because everyone was "Deep-Posting"—sen...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Launch
Why was the BBQ so "Marvelous"? Because Pedro Pascal finally brou...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II (Teasers)
Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!