I’m “signaling” for more coffee.
Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
The best thing since version 1.0!