Why was the college cousin acting dramatic? Because they just saw Rent and decided that “No Day But Today” applied mostly to eating the last slice of pie.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
I should make a game about this joke.