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2006 Vintage: The Rachel Weisz Win

Why did she win for The Constant Gardener? To prove that being a pregnant activist in Africa is the most dramatic way to earn a gold statue.

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash, Cowboy Snubs & Jon Stewart’s Debut” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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