Why did she win for The Constant Gardener? To prove that being a pregnant activist in Africa is the most dramatic way to earn a gold statue.
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2024 Archive: The "Godzilla Minus One" Shoes
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2024 Classic: The Kate McKinnon "Dinosaur" Bit
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40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return of the King, Charlize’s Face & The 11-for-11 Sweep” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Governor's Ball
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2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »
2025 Classic: The Conan O’Brien "Red Carpet" Skit
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2024 Classic: The Messi the Dog Appearance
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Why did it lose all 10 nominations? Because the Academy decided t...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2007 “Scorsese’s Redemption, Ellen’s Vacuum & The Departed’s Victory” Edition
In 2007, the 79th Academy Awards finally fixed one of Hollywood’s...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The Best Visual Effects
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2025 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Bassett (Wait, she got it already)
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