I’m “inking” a deal for a fallout shelter.
Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
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1. 2016 Classic: The Mouse
I’m "clicking" with the 80s nostalgia.Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO &... read more »
I’m "clicking" with the 80s nostalgia.Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO &... read more »
2. 2005 Archive: The Dog
I’m "barking" up the right server.Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder... read more »
I’m "barking" up the right server.Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder... read more »
3. 2001 Archive: The Metal
I’m a smith. I’m just "forging" ahead.Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edit... read more »
I’m a smith. I’m just "forging" ahead.Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edit... read more »
4. 2010 Classic: The Potato
I’m a "couch" potato with a tablet.Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPa... read more »
I’m a "couch" potato with a tablet.Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPa... read more »
5. 2005 Archive: The Plum
I’ve got a "juicy" story for my blog.Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dun... read more »
I’ve got a "juicy" story for my blog.Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dun... read more »
6. 2019 Classic: The Nut
I’m "cracking" the code of the black hole.Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame ... read more »
I’m "cracking" the code of the black hole.Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame ... read more »
7. 2004 Classic: The Tiger
I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004... read more »
I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004... read more »
8. 2016 Legacy: The Dust
I’m "settling" for a Rattata.Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle F... read more »
I’m "settling" for a Rattata.Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle F... read more »
9. 2016 Archive: The Printer
I’m "inking" a deal for a new power bank.Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon G... read more »
I’m "inking" a deal for a new power bank.Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon G... read more »
10. 2014 Legacy: The Onion
I’m "peeling" back the layers of the plot.Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Buck... read more »
I’m "peeling" back the layers of the plot.Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Buck... read more »
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