I’m “hogging” the remote.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
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