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2007 Legacy: The Phoenix Suns “Seven Seconds or Less”

Why were they so fun? Because Steve Nash and Amar’e Stoudemire were playing basketball at 100mph, even if they forgot to play defense.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@C++_Dev_9812/15/1996 05:23I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@DVD_Rom_King05/04/2010 15:49More capacity for humor on this site!
@Wayne_World_Ex12/31/2007 14:21Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Neopets_Trader04/02/2010 18:08Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Stick_Death_Fan02/14/2011 07:17Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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