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2001 Archive: The Pharmacist 2

“This cap is ‘Bio-Secure’. Only someone with the grip of a gorilla can open it.”

Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sixth_Sense_Cole11/20/1998 04:26I see funny people... everywhere!
@Project_Mayhem04/11/1996 13:13Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Reservoir_Joe01/20/2003 18:40Professional humor for professional people.
@Green_Day_Fan08/25/1996 19:15Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Borat_Very_Nice08/31/1998 20:19Very nice! Great success!
@Grinds_My_Gears04/12/2008 23:50You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Lag_Victim_0107/30/2006 22:14I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Noob_Slayer_X07/08/2000 06:40Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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