2011 Classic: The Pessimist

“The bulb’s death is just a preview of the sun’s eventual burnout.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two...read more »

In 2010, the world felt like a dream within a dream. Steve Jobs g...read more »

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2021, we emerged from the great indoors into a world of "new n...read more »

In 2019, we reached the end of an era. The Avengers assembled one...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? O...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic06/07/2009 20:44This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Simpson_Quotes08/15/2013 17:53D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Iron_Man_Tony01/13/2012 13:29I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Celebrity_DM12/17/2010 03:11Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Philosoraptor_X06/02/2007 14:31If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Y_U_NO_Laugh01/19/2007 00:00Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Guestbook_Signer12/01/2003 11:56Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!