A deacon jumping out of his seat during the silent prayer because his newly acquired numeric pager started vibrating loudly against the wooden armrest of the pew.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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