My doctor’s pager finally died. He held a small funeral for it in the hallway.
Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »
66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition
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64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI-Skin
"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »
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The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
2025 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Silently laughing in the snow.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!