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2024 Archive: The “Oura Ring” Obsession

 Why was the boss staring at his finger? His ring told him his “Readiness Score” was 12, so he decided to lead the meeting from a beanbag.

Part of the 84 Office Groaners: The 2024 “Spatial Reality & Brain Rot” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid09/26/2000 07:05Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@N64_GoldenEye09/12/2006 12:32Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Tamagotchi_Sitter07/18/2003 09:43My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Iron_Man_Tony11/10/2000 22:15I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Tank_Operator04/11/1999 22:56Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Snatch_Mickey07/12/1998 07:35Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Blink_182_Mark02/09/2005 00:28What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Orange_Mocha_F04/29/1995 23:12Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

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