I’m “glad” I don’t have to carry a real camera.
Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Deal with it. This is gold.