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2008 Legacy: The Optical Mouse Pad

 Why did the dad throw away his mouse? He got a “laser mouse” and thought he could navigate on the CEO’s mahogany desk.

Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The 2008 “Great Recession & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer01/09/2005 05:33Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@South_Park_Cartman10/25/2004 07:02Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@C++_Dev_9812/05/2012 16:24I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Weird_Science_G06/23/2015 10:55We created a monster... of a joke!
@PeanutButter_J12/05/2004 02:31It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Frag_Master_9905/16/2007 18:56Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@David_After_Dent06/03/1999 07:58Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Not_Bad_Obama12/19/1998 12:34Not bad. Not bad at all.

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