2024 Classic: The Olympics (Paris)

I’m going to Paris to breakdance. It’s a “break”-neck pace, but I hope the judges don’t give me a “cold” shoulder.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

@Encarta_User09/26/1995 14:14I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Men_In_Black_J04/12/2009 03:03Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Napster_Leech12/25/1999 05:09Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Dorm_Room_Hero06/01/2008 16:00My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Tank_Operator03/10/1997 08:47Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Heathers_Winona12/06/2008 07:17Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Uncle_Rico_9809/08/2012 02:45I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat07/27/2004 22:15Heh heh heh. Good one.