Why was the track in Paris purple? To match the Instagram filters and make the sprinters feel more “chic” while breaking records.
Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Tennis Racket
Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »
The Marathon Struggle
Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Inside the NBA" Move
Why were we watching Shaq and Chuck on a different channel? Becau...read more »
A guy and his wife are...
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on tel...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Giannis "Legacy" Season
Why was he so focused? Because after a few years of early exits, ...read more »
2025 Classic: The World Cup 2026 Countdown
Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Bec...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Prime Time" Colorado Exit?
Why was Deion Sanders in the news? Because his sons were heading ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka "Major" Count
Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
Why did the tennis world stop asking about Federer and Nadal? Bec...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Ryder Cup Prep
Why was Bethpage Black already looking scary? Because the New Yor...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Draft" Lottery Drama
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.