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2024 Vintage: The Olympic Purple Track

Why was the track in Paris purple? To match the Instagram filters and make the sprinters feel more “chic” while breaking records.

Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer03/11/2012 11:27Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Burning_CDs04/16/2010 07:47I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Dial_Up_King04/15/2003 03:17Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Campus_King05/29/1999 10:08The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Hellboy_Red11/16/1998 14:11I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Cow_And_Chicken08/09/2008 13:35Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@White_Goodman_G09/07/2001 17:29We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Metacrawler_X12/14/2001 03:37Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Forever_Alone_X02/11/1995 12:25At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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