Why was the pool red? Because the rivalry between Hungary and Russia was still alive, proving that “peaceful games” don’t apply to water polo.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
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