2017 Classic: The Number

I’m “counting” my gains (and losses).

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m a "symbol" of the reloaded era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

@ICQ_Flower08/10/2009 05:22The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Men_In_Black_J06/24/2014 03:48Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@AOL_Instant_Msg08/18/2013 04:26I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Web_Master_Flex05/02/2006 23:48I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Korn_Follower03/30/2003 12:59Are you ready?! (For this joke).