Why did the traveler bring a balance board on vacation? Because his Wii told him he was “Obese” after one gelato in Rome, and he spent the rest of the trip doing virtual yoga in the hotel lobby.
Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Wi-Fi Dreams” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
This joke is an Epic Win!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.