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1995 Legacy: The Newspaper Clipping Message

Receiving a letter from a retired pastor that contains a physically cut-out newspaper article about a local zoning meeting, with key sentences highlighted in thick yellow marker.

Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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