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2000 Archive: The NBA Dunk Contest 2000

Why did everyone go home early? Because Vince Carter did a 360-windmill that was so perfect, the rest of the contestants should have just asked for a refund.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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