Why were the Polish generals smiling? Because they were about to trade their rusty T-55s for the chance to learn how to fill out NATO paperwork in English.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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