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1996 Classic: The NATO Expansion Talks

Why were the Polish generals smiling? Because they were about to trade their rusty T-55s for the chance to learn how to fill out NATO paperwork in English.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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