1996 Vintage: The N64 Controller

Why did the three-headed monster have a hard time? Because it couldn’t figure out which “prong” to hold on the Nintendo 64 joystick.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »

Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »

In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »

In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »

In 1995, Halloween was a crossroads of pop culture. It was the ye...read more »

In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »

In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »

Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »

In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »

In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »

Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »

What was the cutest (and most aggressive) costume of 2024? A tiny...read more »

Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »

@Shrek_Ogrelord12/10/2000 00:14Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee04/04/2002 09:10A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Beavis_Butthead07/17/2001 22:10Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@RoboCop_9008/16/2005 09:35Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Wall_Post_Hero02/24/2014 22:30Posting this to my own wall right now!