2003 Legacy: The MRI

“Does this machine scan my memories?” “No, just your gallstones. Nobody wants your memories.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@X-Files_Spooky05/16/2012 21:53I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@South_Park_Cartman01/15/2001 19:35Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Antivirus_Pro10/13/1996 07:09No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Blade_Runner_201911/05/2012 02:30All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Speed_Racer_Go12/12/2008 12:12Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Goldmember_I_L01/09/2002 03:58I love gold! And I love this joke!