2013 Vintage: The Monkey

I’m “swinging” by the app store.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "cracking" the 2025 code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

@Twelve_Monkeys_F06/12/1999 22:24The future is laughing at us.

@Tina_Eat_Food12/12/1999 13:39Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Chain_Mail_Hater03/09/2012 13:41I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@PopUp_Blocker_X12/08/2015 22:33I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@LiveJournal_Deep12/17/2000 21:06Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@No_Way_Jose03/04/2003 10:30No way! That’s too much!

@Anonymous_User04/02/2011 14:57We are many. We are laughing.