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1998 Archive: The Modern Patient

“I read on the internet that I have three weeks to live.” “The internet also says I’m a billionaire. We’re both disappointed.”

Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User09/19/2000 10:25I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Married_With_Kids10/10/2008 10:53Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Charmed_Ones07/24/2011 20:21The power of three... laughs!
@Silk_Road_Ghost04/30/2008 05:56Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Sion_Partier02/25/2015 08:08The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Tyler_Durden_Real08/14/2007 01:12Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Marla_Singer_Fan09/04/1996 07:04A joke for the end of the world.
@Nu_Metal_Kid05/31/2013 19:04I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Tina_Eat_Food02/16/1998 14:52Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Ultima_Online_V07/18/2014 19:33Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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