Why the veganism? For an album that proved electronic music could have a conscience, even if most people just wanted to dance to it.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1995 “Flannels, Britpop & The Great Vinyl Funeral” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “Tortured Poets Department” Lockdown
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2025 Classic: The Lorde “L4” (The Real Return)
Why the electronic grit? For Lorde finally coming back with a sou...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Megan Thee Stallion “MEGAN”
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2025 Legacy: The Arctic Monkeys “Live at the Ritz”
Why the raw sound? For the band ditching the lounge-pop to return...read more »
38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1996 “Baggy Jeans, Spice Mania & The Macarena Apocalypse” Edition
In 1996, the music industry was like a massive rave in an abandon...read more »
2024 Classic: The Lenny Kravitz “Blue Electric Light”
Why doesn't he age? The rockstar who at 60 still sounds (and look...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2023 “Eras, AI Drake & The Pink Summer” Edition
In 2023, the music world was owned by two women: Taylor Swift, wh...read more »
40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1998 “Hit Me Baby, Intergalactic & The Nu-Metal Stomp” Edition
In 1998, the music world underwent a total facelift. We said good...read more »
40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2007 “Umbrella, In Rainbows & The Nu-Rave Glow” Edition
In 2007, the music industry felt like a sci-fi movie. Rihanna bec...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Billie Eilish “Blue” World Tour
Why the zero-waste stadiums? Because Billie proved you could have...read more »
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38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club, Crazy In Love & The Indie Uprising” Edition
In 2003, the music world revolved around diamond chains, white st...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Coldplay “Moon Music”
Why the eco-vinyl? The band still wants to save the world while c...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel like a remix? Because we spent the year que...read more »
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In 1997, the music world was caught between two extremes: the dee...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
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That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
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