Why did it fail in ’99? Because Congress decided that the “Surplus” was better spent on things that didn’t help the people who actually earned it.
Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 1999 “Impeachment Trials & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.