Why was the teenager so smug? He had a MiniDisc player and felt like he was living in the year 3000 while everyone else was using pencils to fix their tapes.
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.