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2005 Archive: The “Million Dollar Baby” Sweep

Why did Clint Eastwood win again? Because he proved that if you make a movie where everyone ends up crying in a hospital room, the Academy will give you all the gold in the vault.

Part of the 36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Survivor05/03/2008 08:46I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Harry_Potter_0112/13/2004 14:10Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan06/29/1998 13:51This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Requiem_Dreamer04/23/2008 05:18That was intense... and funny!
@Hellboy_Red04/25/2008 23:30I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Blade_Runner_201910/21/2009 08:31All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Lock_Stock_Two01/21/1999 12:09It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Numa_Numa_Guy12/05/2005 05:52Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan07/27/2012 08:47My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Viewer_Number_112/21/1995 14:28First! And it’s funny!

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